Never enough...

Has the icy winter wind got your shoulders hunched?  The short, dark days got you in the doldrums?  The holiday stress got your knickers in a twist?  Join the kvetchfest: 
 
Of course there’s never enough money.

The house is never nice enough

Neighborhood never exclusive enough

Lakeview never expansive enough

Diamonds never brilliant enough

License plate number never low enough

Waistline never small enough

Thighs never slim enough

Breasts never perky enough

Six-packs never defined enough

Children never disciplined enough

Husbands never attentive enough

Wives never understanding enough

Teachers never dedicated enough

Students never respectful enough

Employees never flexible enough

Bosses never generous enough

Putzfrau never thorough enough

Labels never designer enough

Driver in front never quick enough to go when light turns green

Cashier never scans products fast enough

Pedestrians don't cross the street fast enough 

In Zurich, it’s just never enough…

A new campaign by the city authorities -- how pathetic is it that they have to remind us to be friendly?!